Friday, January 13, 2012

Smelly Nelly

Smelly Nelly

Little Miss Nelly
Felt things were a bore
So she decided to think
And perhaps do a chore.

She swept, she mopped,
And did dishes galore
But she wasn't prepared 
For the thing she next saw.

When she entered the loo
She instantly knew 
What invaded her nostrils
It was number 2.
 
Little Miss Nelly,
Felt scum like a whore
She felt wretched and sick
But not bored anymore.


2 comments:

Tanai said...

hahaha, so funny!!

Hypnotic Mushroom said...

hilarious! :D I love it!